I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
Some women really need to remember this
My fiance’s at work and my sex toys are all at my new apartment, so I’m just sitting here watching porn, being extremely jealous
I could use my fingers, but what is this? the 1850s??